As reported by the Miami Herald, Officer Jeffrey Janish was arrested yesterday morning for drunken driving. The kicker is that he was arrested while in uniform, in his patrol car. Witnesses have alleged that Janish was driving “erratically” and blew through a toll booth well above the posted speed limit. While you or I would rot in jail awaiting our arraignment, or lighten our wallets by posting bail, Janish’s status as police officer has earned him the special privilege of suspension with pay. Yes, he gets a paid vacation for driving his patrols completed hammered.

The Federal Bureau of Irony is reportedly investigating the incident as well.