I was, in the purest sense of the term, on patrol last week. Humptulips is a town–an area, really–on the Olympic Peninsula in Washington, northwest of Aberdeen, East of Moclips, and South of Forks. The town center is a gas station (where each pump has a single grade of fuel and you must manually reset the counter by raising a lever) and a post office. Note that the hours for the post office have been generously increased. They once closed at 4, but now close at 4:15. How’s that for service!

I have no further comment. Humptulips speaks for itself.