There’s nothing particularly special about this ricemobile:

It has tremendous wheels. It has an off-color door. It has a loose bumper and, as far as I can tell, some “mad tyte” tints.

Only one thing sets this grain apart from the paddy: Whoever replaced the door decided, for some reason, to retain the stock door handle. Look closely and you’ll see that the handle is the same burgundy as the rest of the car. Now, usually when you get a junkyard door (as this one seems to be), you take the handle too and just install the whole thing.

Who can know the deepest motivations of a man like this, the forces that motivate him and the ties that bind him, and…yes, well, whatever.